Your programme Mendeley Desktop has been nothing short of useful while it has worked. But therein lies the problem. It does not work. It is a pile of horseshit masquerading as a programme.
I wish to read my PDFs. I wish to read a specific one so that I may write my dissertation and get a degree.Your pile of computing bollocks will not, however, allow this. Any sub-par grades received from here on out are to be blamed entirely upon your company. I shall be billing you for a wasted year at university if this occurs.
Kindly fuck right off, and take your shoddy bucket of blood-tainted-piss you have marketed as a computerised academic tool with you.
Sincerely yours,
Elliot Spirrett
PS: Adobe, you are as much to blame for the invention of this stain on the face of technology which you call the PDF format.
Oh and Haddock, I know you're reading this. Stop being a cunt.
Hi Elliott,
ReplyDeleteVictor here, one of the founders of Mendeley. Ouch, that hurt. Though still in beta, we accept full responsibility for the shoddy bucket of whatever it was that didn't work - very sorry (though I doubt we can reimburse you for a wasted year at uni).
If you could kindly, or not-so-kindly, let support@mendeley.com know what caused the trouble, we'll be happy to fix it. Since you're specifically referring to PDFs, the integrated PDF viewer will receive a major speed and stability upgrade in our upcoming release (probably tomorrow or on Tuesday). Metadata extraction from PDFs will also be improved. More details on the new release here: http://www.mendeley.com/release-notes/
So, apologies again for apparently ruining your Sunday.
Sincerely yours,
Victor