eBay does terrible things to my sleep pattern and my wallet...

I may have just *slightly* fallen in love with a pair of boots on eBay:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MENS-VINTAGE-RIDING-BOOTS-LEATHER-SIZE-9-U-K_W0QQitemZ150397165680QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Sporting_Goods_Athletic_Shoes_ET?hash=item23045ea070#ht_511wt_1165

Please someone remove some of my toes? I could fit a size 9!

Wait a minute... Update!

12 inches of footwear roughly translates to a size 11.5/12!

*GASP*

Do... Want...

Pointless post is pointless.