Welcome dear reader to what promises to be the first of (probably not very) many publications on this here internet, of my daily withertos and whyfores, how do you dos and dos and don'ts, and general musings on life as I see it.
Marvel at my uninteresting (yet somehow deemed worth of being written down) adventures!
Gasp at my outspoken opinion on topics I have no real knowledge of!
Wonder at why you're reading even now!
Quandary why I use parenthesis and ellipsis so frequently!
All this and more to come!
So fold back the first page of this handsome leather (read: electricity) bound tome (read: webpage) and fill your head with the twaddle and inane claptrap which fills mine!
Excelsior!
